“Big weddings, small weddings I’ve done them all.”
“Oh yes, super organised! List upon list upon list…and that’s just the bride’s mother!”
“Just you wait, once we’ve been on a date, I’ll organise you in no time!”
His eyes flicker. She’s lost him. Speed dating is brutal.
The rest is a desperate attempt to keep the conversation going.
She dies inside as she laughs along, “Oh yes, that’s me, always the bridesmaid never the bride, haha!.”
The buzzer goes.
“Hi, I’m Dee. I’m a wedding planner. Boy, I have a funny story to tell you about a woman who asked me to help plan her wedding to her brother…”